They don't need to ask what you want, they can read your mind and maybe even know better of what you want than you do which is very incredible. Fann mig. Showing a book of elf sex positions , she said: "This is a picture of one of the crazy positions that an elf can do. Of another, she said: "He's standing up and she's sort of up with her feet on his shoulders. Waaaaay too nice outside to be printing! Size isn't an issue with elves, she added. Elves know what you want in bed.

Iceland is a country where the majority of people believe so firmly in elves extreme measures are taken to avoid upsetting them. Hallgerdur claims many Icelanders have been doing elves in secret for centuries. There's even a myth covering the inter-hominid couplings.

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