In this day and age, when everyone has multiple personal social media accounts, you have to be careful about what you post. When you interview for a job, you better believe that your potential employer is Googling the crap out of your name to see if there's any easily identifiable dirt on you that would disqualify you from getting the position. Likewise, once you get a job, it's smart not to badmouth your employer on your personal Facebook or Twitter or Instagram accounts, as someone who you don't want to find it will always find it. But that's exactly what happened to Cody Hidalgo. He posted to his Facebook page that he got fired for posting this Elmo meme to that same Facebook page. The meme reads, "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.

You can help confirm this entry by contributing facts, media, and other evidence of notability and mutation. Boss Makes a Dollar, I Make a Dime is the start of a rhyming couplet online which usually ends with "That's why I poop on company time. The phrase began spreading on the internet as early as

Not everyone drinks coffee—especially Starbucks—but everyone poops. Have you ever thought about how much money you could save if you only pooped at work versus pooping at home? Look no further. Average poops: Assuming you average 1 poop per day for 5 workdays, this comes out to 5 poops per week or poops per year I used 50 weeks with 2 weeks of vacation.